Need an XSLT1.0 script to convert old ADODB (pre ADO.NET) XML to a nice usable JSON string?

ADODB XML such as:

To JSON like:
[
{
guest_no:'1808354000000',
first_name:'JIMBOB',
last_name:'PALMERSKI',
birth_date:'1980-06-01T00:00:00',
address_id:'927000000000',
area_code:'(555)',
phone:'121-2121',
area_cod2:' ',
phone2:' ',
address:'2443 unit 15\'\'"',
city:'mammoth lakes\'\'2',
state:'AK ',
zip:'12345'
},
{
guest_no:'1750384000000',
first_name:'WEBOPS',
last_name:'RULEZ;',
birth_date:'1981-01-01T00:00:00'
}
]

When building a large-scale AJAX application the size and number of supporting Javascript files grows quickly. There are many projects out there to aid in the optimized delivery of so many AJAX application assets which essentially consolidate several Javascript files into one file, “compress” via JSMin and finally compress via mod_deflate or simple gzip HTTP compression.

GOAL
To take several JavaScript asset files and consolidate them into 1 file and compress using gzip so that the HTTP server does not need to compress prior to every single request.

An interesting problem with Apache’s mod_cache (even “production” in the 2.2.X branch) is that it does not cache mod_dir’s DirectoryIndex files. For instance, if you have a
DirectoryIndex index.html index.php
declaration, neither of which will be cached by mod_cache. Here’s the quick on how to forcefully redirect the user to a mod_cache’able page:

CFCACHE is a black box item. It works well for “normal” pages, but it’s one caveat since version 6 of Coldfusion was that it automatically pre-pended the cache file with a <!— URI —> right at the top of the file. This ruins any DOCTYPE declaration in IE and there’s no way around it - [...]

Proof of concept using Papervision3D in Flash9 to simplify a simple Mesh Plane object via “edge decimation” based off a soft threshold z-coordinate delta:

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Every other developer trying to harness the power of Flash Remoting has to deal with the stringent cross-domain security complex that Macrodobe subscribes to. The simple fix I offer here is just a proxy through the same server that serves the initial SWF file to different network-accessible server via IPTABLES proxy.

iptables -t nat -I PREROUTING -d 192.168.10.10 -p tcp --dport 8100 -j DNAT --to 10.0.0.20:443
iptables -t nat -I PREROUTING -d 192.168.10.10 -p udp --dport 8100 -j DNAT --to 10.0.0.20:443
iptables -t nat -I POSTROUTING -d 10.0.0.20 -p tcp --dport 443 -j SNAT --to 192.168.10.10
iptables -t nat -I POSTROUTING -d 10.0.0.20 -p udp --dport 443 -j SNAT --to 192.168.10.10

Disclaimer: I figured this out from other sites and other’s hard work. Not only that but another classic case for how much we take advantage of the amazing functionality of OpenSSL.
To import your certificate to Windows, you will first need to combine your primary certificate with your private key file in a .pfx type backup [...]

Use jQuery’s jQuery.extend( TRUE, target, object1, [objectN] ) “DEEP EXTEND” instead.

I’ve seen my share of Dynamic HTML Date Pickers, Javascript Calendar controls, and the like. Each of which have a more horrifically ugly interface and are bloated with features. I found a need to create a simple calender piece so that a user could add a product to their cart when clicking on a specific [...]

UPDATED - 11/28/2007

Fixed issue with scrollable document window. It will not properly position in IE6.2800, IE7, and FF2 with loose.dtd. Will test with Safari shortly.

UPDATED - 10/16/2007

fixed issue with not properly aligning the balloon vertically when on the “top” of the element it’s pointing at. This was an obvious problem when the balloon was pointing [...]